February 2012
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Effie: Primrose Everdeen!
Katniss: I volunteer as tribute!
Effie: And our male tribute, Peeta Mellark!
Peeta's brothers: ....
Peeta: Really, guys?
friend: oh you have tumblr, whats your url?
you: oh my url is.. *violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernandez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*
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“Sleep is still most perfect, in spite of hygienists, when it is shared with a...”
– D. H. Lawrence, Sons and Lovers (via bookmania)
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“Trying to explain your thoughts can sometimes be as difficult as trying to...”
– Unknown (via millionen)
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room